Funny Pink Crew Socks - 'If I Say I'm Straight, Will You Leave?'

If I Say I’m Gay, Will You Leave?” Socks 🏳️‍🌈🧦

Because sometimes words aren’t enough—so let your feet do the talking.

Tired of the “but have you tried the right person?” speech? These socks are here to save you time, energy, and the emotional labor of explaining yourself for the millionth time. Whether you’re dodging that one persistent straight person or just want to add some sass to your step, these socks are the perfect fit.

🔥 Why You Need These Socks:

✔ Ultimate Conversation Ender – Just point to your feet and walk away.

✔ Super Comfy & Stylish – Because being gay should always feel good.

✔ Subtle Yet Loud – For when you need a low-effort, high-impact gay statement.

✔ Perfect Gift – For your queer friends, or anyone who loves a good mic-drop moment.

Slip these on, kick back, and let the socks handle the awkward interactions for you. Grab a pair before they mysteriously disappear like straight men’s ability to take a hint. 👀

Step up your style game with these vibrant Crew Socks that make a bold statement. Featuring a cheeky phrase, they add a playful touch to any outfit, ideal for casual wear or lounging around. Perfect for those who embrace individuality and enjoy self-expression, these socks are a great gift for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates unique fashion. Ideal for casual outings, birthdays, or just treating yourself. Celebrate your personality any day of the year!

Product features
- Durable polyester-spandex blend for a comfortable fit
- Lightweight and soft to the touch
- One universal size fits women's sizes 5-15 and men's sizes 3-13
- Classic crew sock design with contrasting black heels and toes
- High-quality 200 needle knit fabric ensures longevity

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle